A crowd of people lay in clouds bathed in light. One by one, they wake up to notice the shining gates that lay just ahead. Each one makes their way over to find an ethereal figure standing between them and the lone entry way to the beyond. The figure peers down at them for a moment before opening a massive golden ledger. After vigorously paging through its contents, the figure looks disappointed.
“Maybe it’s not our time,” someone mutters.
The figure looks down at them again, clearly annoyed, and with a heavy sigh bellows “it appears you have yet to fill out your self evaluation!”
Silences permeates through the crowd as each soul gradually comes to the exact same realization.
This isn’t heaven.