Weird Al kind of predicted what YouTube would look like in UHF.
Having a toddler makes me wonder just how many lines of drunk characters were lifted verbatim from other toddlers. Example:
“Did you put something in your sleeve?”
(Grinning) “Yes.”
“What did you put in your sleeve?”
“I don’t know! (Giggles)”
Sometimes privilege seems unbelievable merely because the lack thereof can be so disgustingly inconceivable.
Just thinking about how there was an entire generation that scoffed at unions, got pension plans, and then sat idly by as those pension plans were taken away from their younger colleagues.
Yesterday I discovered Webkit’s “Inspector Bootstrap Script” from their excellent (and seemingly new) Web Inspector documentation. Today I used it to automatically translate some unreadable JSON-like payload into readable actual JSON. Thanks @WebKit team!
Inspector Bootstrap Script
Higher Education Healthcare Housing Childcare
I have been relatively fortunate in my life, but the above shouldn’t require being fortunate.
Saying that Trump created a cult following has it backwards. Trump’s presidency is the natural outcome when a power/money cult gets to keep picking leaders over the course of decades.
The times when you have to profile yourself when attempting to find something you’ve misplaced.
“Suspects like this are motivated by laziness. You won’t find the shoes properly stowed in some closet. Check well trafficked paths, like between the garage and kitchen…”
Non-topical Star Wars reckon: The tone and setting of the prequels should have been like the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer film. The world is clean and jubilant, and everyone is happy with the exception of a few mysterious malcontents.
Washington Generals To Have Parade
After last night’s lopsided affair, The Washington Generals are throwing a parade. Earl, a Texas farmer and Generals supporter, says he plans on attending after seeing his team once again outplay their rivals, The Harlem Globetrotters. “The Generals looked as good as they’ve ever been.” Fans of the Generals often cite the team’s down-to-earth appeal as a source for their unwavering support. “You just get the sense that they really get how mainstream America plays basketball” claimed stay at home mom, Jennifer. “I think those Globetrotters have just lost touch”, she added. Even some Harlem fans concede a disconnect with how their team plays. “I certainly couldn’t make those shots” admits James, an IT worker from New York.
The Globetrotters and their fans were already reeling from five missed baskets just last week. Seeing their team stumble with two more last night was too unbearable for some. Asked if she would be attending the next Harlem game, Simone told us she’s had enough for now. “So soon after last night,” she quipped, clearly in thrown by the question.
Fans for both teams were informally polled on whether they would consider switching teams. Surprisingly, many Harlem followers said they would try rooting for the Generals “for fun.” Fans of the Washington team were less inclined. “Maybe if that other team moved to Washington and changed their name,” mused Stan, a small business owner.
For now it’s unclear how the The Globetrotters can rebound in the face of these resurgent Generals and their dedicated fans.
The Parade is scheduled for Tuesday at 10 AM.
Score Harlem: 248 Washington: 43