Weird Al kind of predicted what YouTube would look like in UHF.

Having a toddler makes me wonder just how many lines of drunk characters were lifted verbatim from other toddlers. Example:

“Did you put something in your sleeve?”

(Grinning) “Yes.”

“What did you put in your sleeve?”

“I don’t know! (Giggles)”

Just thinking about how there was an entire generation that scoffed at unions, got pension plans, and then sat idly by as those pension plans were taken away from their younger colleagues.

Yesterday I discovered Webkit’s “Inspector Bootstrap Script” from their excellent (and seemingly new) Web Inspector documentation. Today I used it to automatically translate some unreadable JSON-like payload into readable actual JSON. Thanks @WebKit team!

Inspector Bootstrap Script

Higher Education Healthcare Housing Childcare

I have been relatively fortunate in my life, but the above shouldn’t require being fortunate.

Saying that Trump created a cult following has it backwards. Trump’s presidency is the natural outcome when a power/money cult gets to keep picking leaders over the course of decades.

The times when you have to profile yourself when attempting to find something you’ve misplaced.

“Suspects like this are motivated by laziness. You won’t find the shoes properly stowed in some closet. Check well trafficked paths, like between the garage and kitchen…”

Non-topical Star Wars reckon: The tone and setting of the prequels should have been like the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer film. The world is clean and jubilant, and everyone is happy with the exception of a few mysterious malcontents.