What’s Really Going On With Elon

Folks, I’ve cracked what’s really going on with Elon. Here’s what happened. In the mid-90s, the devil appeared and offered that kind of deal wherein Elon got some amount of money on the condition that he spend it all within 30 years. Elon thought he was in the clear after investing that original sum into various companies, but the devil reappeared last year to tell that he also has to spend the returns (that tricky devil!) and that his time was nearly up.

It’s the only logical explanation.

Barbie was my wife and my first movie in theaters after the pandemic. We took the day off to watch. It did not disappoint. Ken’s plot line being a masterstroke of trolling specifically by reenforcing the message of the film is 👨‍🍳 🤌.

Watching the quality of ads drop on The Washington Post’s homepage is further evidence that digital publishing should have at some point chosen no ads over shitty ads, especially for paid subscribers.

My bet is that the Twitter rebrand is a stunt to drive up numbers to support whatever bullshit Elon is going to spin in the coming days.