I can’t help but think that none of this happens without the midterms. Imagine the damage that could have been done if Dems didn’t take the House in 2018. There is a chance democracy would have died. The enemies of democracy will run again in 2022.

Midterms matter.

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One of these headlines frames upholding our constitution as borderline praises-worthy. The other ponders how someone who’s handled sensitive information for decades might handle sensitive information.

Folks, I think we found the false equivalency inherent in the system.

Algorithmic False Equivalence

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