A Touching Skyward Sword Easter Egg in Breath of the Wild

So for all my gripes with Skyward Sword, I happened to get a nice little payoff from having just beat that game before returning to the Breath of the Wild DLC.

Warning: Spoilers Below.

The Master Sword in Skyward Sword comes with an AI named Fi. Anytime Fi emerges from the sword, a short digital sounding twinkly melody plays. As with much of the game, Fi is fairly emotionless. Despite that, there is a very touching farewell at the end wherein Fi tells Link her time with him is her most precious memory and leaves with “may we meet in another life” before going into eternal slumber in the glowing blue Master Sword.

After completing the Master Sword quest in Breath of the Wild, Link emerges with a more powerful Master Sword that now glows blue. He wields the blade, closes his eyes and listens. After a few beats, the sound of Fi’s short digital sounding twinkly melody echoes. The two do indeed meet again.

I would not have caught this easter egg had I not just played Skyward Sword, and am glad to have come across such a nice little moment.

Two updates on Nightly Time Machine:

  1. Everything seems to be working in Ventura public beta 4. 🎉

  2. @philgyford noted his Notification preferences lacked settings for Script Editor so I updated the enable script to fire a notification, which should ensure those settings appear.

Skyward Sword’s Lack of Emotion

The hero in every Zelda game is Link. Link doesn’t speak, because he is a vessel for me, the player. What happens to Link, happens to me. Conversely, whatever I feel, Link feels. I think is this why my five-year-old genuinely enjoys watching me replay Zelda games. In this weird way, he gets to watch me be the hero. After working our way through a few of the other entries, we just finished replaying Skyward Sword.

This was my second play-through of Skyward Sword, and for the second time I feel this entry in the series is lacking. You might think that sentiment stems from an unfair comparison to the more recent and truly revelatory Breath of the Wild, but I felt this way when I first played Skyward Sword a decade ago. My son and I also replayed Wind Waker, Twilight Princess and are working through Majora’s Mask, and those entries remain enjoyable for what they are — very linear 3D Zelda games. Skyward Sword is also a very linear 3D Zelda game, but something about it falls flat. It lacks emotion.

I think that lack of emotion stems from a lack of purpose. Every other Zelda game mentioned started by giving Link and I an immediate and urgent sense of purpose. Majora’s Mask had an ever-present angry moon crashing toward a city. Wind Waker started in a flooded world and the emotional kidnapping of my sister. Twilight Princess trapped me in the form of an animal at the mercy of a sadistic imp. Breath of the Wild awakened me to the worse possible timeline, kicked my ass with the weakest of monsters, then pointed me at a truly terrifying Ganon-infested Hyrule Castle and told me “Zelda’s barely holding on in there.”

My and Link’s immediate purpose at the beginning of Skyward Sword was to win a race and deal with a small town bully. Even when Zelda was imperiled after the game’s longwinded flying tutorial, it was immediately undermined by disclosing that she’s actually fine and that my first job was to merely catch up to her. Now I don’t think Zelda being imperiled is the best motivation for Link anyhow. She’s not what initially drives Link in any of the preceding games, and even in Breath of the Wild your first priority is survival. Regardless of my feelings, Skyward Sword establishes that Link, and therefore me, should find purpose in solely rendezvousing with a childhood friend, one who already has an extremely competent bodyguard and generally seems to be doing just fine without me.

This lack of purpose compounds my second gripe with Skyward Sword, that it’s incredibly padded for gametime. Areas have to be revisited, bosses have to be refought, and many parts of the main storyline are incredibly tedious. I found myself repeatedly wondering “why am I back here and fighting this asshole again?” This repetitiveness adds to this sense that the whole game was written by an AI rather than humans, as if Nintendo fed all of those previous Zeldas into a machine learning model and Skyward Sword came out.

Skyward Sword is the only entry I’ve had to force myself to complete, and I don’t think that’s because of poor game mechanics. Like other Zeldas, Skyward Sword has good dungeons, fun items, and exceptional motion controlled gameplay1. It’s because Skyward Sword lacks a purpose, and what’s a hero to do without purpose?


  1. Playing the HD Remaster on the Nintendo Switch gave me a whole new level of appreciation for the Wii’s MotionPlus+ controller. That game is playable on the Switch, but the motion sensing is much less accurate and requires constant recalibration. There are also specific battles that require precise motion controls and become frustrating on the Switch. ↩︎

PSA: If your fancy looking coffee shop isn’t putting roast dates on their beans, there’s a good chance they are selling you stale coffee at freshly roasted prices.

Now seems like a good time to resurface this comic I made sometime after the 2016 election.

https://jackwellborn.com/comics/emails/emails.html

I have mixed feelings with the NFL appealing Watson’s punishment to itself. On the one hand and as @bykevinclark put it, “Watson should not be playing football in October”. On the other, it’s proof that the NFL’s disciplinary process is still a kangaroo court.

The Gatsby-fication of American Society

The below is a consolidation of two Tweets posted on August 1st, 2022.

My wife and I really enjoy the show Columbo. In Columbo, the culprit is almost always rich. Watching this show from the 70s reinforces a reckon I have had for years. Time was upper class folks could be distinguished from everyone else because they had visibly nicer stuff.

When credit became freely available in the 80s, it became much more difficult to distinguish between those who are comfortable from those who look comfortable, but are riddled with debt. I call it the Gatsby-fication of American Society.

Colleagues who also make money by convincing other people that you are “good at computers”, I come bearing bad news.

The jig is up.

Stack Exchange Offline

A sign that the media narrative around a player might be a bit unfair is when said player getting healthy is treated as bad news.

(While Jimmy is not a great QB, the Niners just played “Let’s Make a Deal” by giving up an inarguably good QB for a largely unknown Trey Lance.) Jimmy G Can't Get it Right