What’s Really Going On With Elon

Folks, I’ve cracked what’s really going on with Elon. Here’s what happened. In the mid-90s, the devil appeared and offered that kind of deal wherein Elon got some amount of money on the condition that he spend it all within 30 years. Elon thought he was in the clear after investing that original sum into various companies, but the devil reappeared last year to tell that he also has to spend the returns (that tricky devil!) and that his time was nearly up.

It’s the only logical explanation.

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